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Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

 

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

 

Double, double toil and trouble;

fire burn and cauldron bubble. 

_William Shakespeare - "Macbeth"

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

Where there is no imagination

there is no horror

_ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

_ Edgar Allan Poe, "The Raven"

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The blood is life.

_ Bram Stoker "Dracula"

 

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,

Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!" 

_ Dexter Kozen

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When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,

May luck be yours on Halloween.

_ Author Unknown

 

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Funny Happy Halloween Sayings 

 

Eat, drink and be scary!

Ghostly Greetings!

Halloween is a real treat

Have a fang-tastic night

Happy Haunting!

Have a bootiful Halloween

Don't be a scaredy cat

I witch you a Happy Halloween

Stop in for a spell

Please park all brooms at the door

Caution! Witch Crossing

Boo to you from our crew

If you want a tasty sweet...

Be sure to holler trick or treat!

halloween jokes and riddles:

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

What do you get when you divide the circumference

of your jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?

_Pumpkin ∏

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Wanda Witch!

Wanda Witch who?

_ Wanda Witch you a Happy Halloween!

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

_ Boo-berry pie with ice scream!

 

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

_ Because he had no-body to go with!

 

Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?

_ Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

Know why mummies never reveal their true age?

_ 'Cause they like to keep it under wraps.

 

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

_ Because of the coffin!

 

What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?

_ Surf the web!

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?

_ Monster-mashed!

The Best of Good Morning Quotes Good Morning

 

The Best of Good Morning Quotes Good Morning

Good Morning  Quotes

You Never Stop Loving Someone
You Just Learn To Live Without Them.

 

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Leave the worries of last night to darkness and let the light of motivation and inspiring things take control of your mind and actions. Start a beautiful morning and end up with a successful and blessed day.

~ Justin Mayer

 

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Don't just drag out of bed every morning. Get alive and awaken your mind and body for the gift of a brand new day gift wrapped with sun light and air. Not just another ordinary day, it is the day of new opportunities.

~ Phoebe Kites

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Good morning is not just a word, its an action and a belief to live the entire day well. Morning is the time when you set the tone for the rest of the day. Set it right!

~ Fain Blake

Good Morning  Quotes

No you are not too late nor are you too old. This morning

make up your mind to live anew. Life is not in the mundane boring things but in being alive and doing exciting things.

~ Mira Banquets

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Don't underestimate the power of thoughts and words. What you tell yourself every morning will set your mind and life on that path. Talk success, victory, happiness and blessings over your destiny.

~ Nina Bolivares

Good Morning  Quotes

Fill your mind with seeds of greatness. Surround yourself with people who want to see you prosper. Act like you are a winner and are winning your way to victory. That is the way to start your morning to find success.

 

~ Vincent Rolland

 
















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The Mouse Trap...............

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?” the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said “Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.”

The mouse turned to the pig and told him “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!” The pig sympathized, but said “I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.”

The mouse turned to the cow and said “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!” The cow said “Wow, Mr. Mouse. I’m sorry for you, but it’s no skin off my nose.”

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer’s mousetrap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house – like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer’s wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer’s wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup’s main ingredient. But his wife’s sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig. The farmer’s wife did not get well; she died. So many! people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness. So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn’t concern you, remember: when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk. We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another. Each of us is a vital thread in another person’s tapestry
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