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Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

 

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

 

Double, double toil and trouble;

fire burn and cauldron bubble. 

_William Shakespeare - "Macbeth"

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Where there is no imagination

there is no horror

_ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

_ Edgar Allan Poe, "The Raven"

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The blood is life.

_ Bram Stoker "Dracula"

 

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,

Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!" 

_ Dexter Kozen

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When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,

May luck be yours on Halloween.

_ Author Unknown

 

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Funny Happy Halloween Sayings 

 

Eat, drink and be scary!

Ghostly Greetings!

Halloween is a real treat

Have a fang-tastic night

Happy Haunting!

Have a bootiful Halloween

Don't be a scaredy cat

I witch you a Happy Halloween

Stop in for a spell

Please park all brooms at the door

Caution! Witch Crossing

Boo to you from our crew

If you want a tasty sweet...

Be sure to holler trick or treat!

halloween jokes and riddles:

Funny Happy Halloween Quotes

What do you get when you divide the circumference

of your jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?

_Pumpkin ∏

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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Wanda Witch!

Wanda Witch who?

_ Wanda Witch you a Happy Halloween!

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

_ Boo-berry pie with ice scream!

 

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

_ Because he had no-body to go with!

 

Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?

_ Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

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Know why mummies never reveal their true age?

_ 'Cause they like to keep it under wraps.

 

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

_ Because of the coffin!

 

What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?

_ Surf the web!

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Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?

_ Monster-mashed!

Keep your Dreams.....

I have a friend named Monty Roberts who owns a horse ranch in San Ysidro. He has let me use his house to put on fund-raising events to raise money for youth at risk programs.

The last time I was there he introduced me by saying, “I want to tell you why I let Jack use my horse. It all goes back to a story about a young man who was the son of an itinerant horse trainer who would go from stable to stable, race track to race track, farm to farm and ranch to ranch, training horses. As a result, the boy’s high school career was continually interrupted. When he was a senior, he was asked to write a paper about what he wanted to be and do when he grew up.

“That night he wrote a seven-page paper describing his goal of someday owning a horse ranch. He wrote about his dream in great detail and he even drew a diagram of a 200-acre ranch, showing the location of all the buildings, the stables and the track. Then he drew a detailed floor plan for a 4,000-square-foot house that would sit on a 200-acre dream ranch.

“He put a great deal of his heart into the project and the next day he handed it in to his teacher. Two days later he received his paper back. On the front page was a large red F with a note that read, `See me after class.’

“The boy with the dream went to see the teacher after class and asked, `Why did I receive an F?’

“The teacher said, `This is an unrealistic dream for a young boy like you. You have no money. You come from an itinerant family. You have no resources. Owning a horse ranch requires a lot of money. You have to buy the land. You have to pay for the original breeding stock and later you’ll have to pay large stud fees. There’s no way you could ever do it.’ Then the teacher added, `If you will rewrite this paper with a more realistic goal, I will reconsider your grade.’

“The boy went home and thought about it long and hard. He asked his father what he should do. His father said, `Look, son, you have to make up your own mind on this. However, I think it is a very important decision for you.’ “Finally, after sitting with it for a week, the boy turned in the same paper, making no changes at all.

He stated, “You can keep the F and I’ll keep my dream.”

Monty then turned to the assembled group and said, “I tell you this story because you are sitting in my 4,000-square-foot house in the middle of my 200-acre horse ranch. I still have that school paper framed over the fireplace.” He added, “The best part of the story is that two summers ago that same schoolteacher brought 30 kids to camp out on my ranch for a week.” When the teacher was leaving, he said, “Look, Monty, I can tell you this now. When I was your teacher, I was something of a dream stealer. During those years I stole a lot of kids’ dreams. Fortunately you had enough gumption not to give up on yours.”

“Don’t let anyone steal your dreams. Follow your heart, no matter what.”

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You Never Stop Loving Someone
You Just Learn To Live Without Them.

 

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Leave the worries of last night to darkness and let the light of motivation and inspiring things take control of your mind and actions. Start a beautiful morning and end up with a successful and blessed day.

~ Justin Mayer

 

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Don't just drag out of bed every morning. Get alive and awaken your mind and body for the gift of a brand new day gift wrapped with sun light and air. Not just another ordinary day, it is the day of new opportunities.

~ Phoebe Kites

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Good morning is not just a word, its an action and a belief to live the entire day well. Morning is the time when you set the tone for the rest of the day. Set it right!

~ Fain Blake

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No you are not too late nor are you too old. This morning

make up your mind to live anew. Life is not in the mundane boring things but in being alive and doing exciting things.

~ Mira Banquets

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Don't underestimate the power of thoughts and words. What you tell yourself every morning will set your mind and life on that path. Talk success, victory, happiness and blessings over your destiny.

~ Nina Bolivares

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Fill your mind with seeds of greatness. Surround yourself with people who want to see you prosper. Act like you are a winner and are winning your way to victory. That is the way to start your morning to find success.

 

~ Vincent Rolland

 
















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